Department of Cosmic Justice
Jan 23, 2001 11:55 AM

Dear Sir or Madam:

We at the Department of Cosmic Justice were saddened to learn of your recent experience of injustice in the universe.

Under the provisions of the Cosmic Justice Act of 1999, you are entitled to compensation for cosmic injustice.

Please fill out the enclosed form 666-42 and hand-return it to the Federal Building, room 3204, in Wichita, Kansas at your earliest convenience. This will entitle you to one (1) complimentary breath mint in compensation for any welt-angst suffered.  You have your choice of mint, lemon-lime, or zesty orange.


Agent 13013
FDOC